What Are THOOOOOOOOOOSE??

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A didas is one of the largest Uniform and sporting goods suppliers in the world. As I touched upon previously, Adidas was founded by a former member of the Nazi party, Adolf Dassler. He dead now doe. Since then, the Adidas brand has systematically produced worse and worse Uniforms to the point that many would prefer to have uniforms by Under Armour, (a company that was founded by a guy that would sew a logo onto thrift shop clothes and resell them and a guy who spelled Armour with a ‘u’ because THE URL FOR ‘UNDER ARMOR’ WAS ALREADY TAKEN).

You’ve seen the depths of the depravity of design by Adidas with their Louisville Cardinal alts that look straight out of a B movie. But then they seemed to have turned things around with their roaring success with Miami’s uniforms that are being hailed as “not as horrible as I expected” and “I mean, I guess they’re okay.” With reviews like that it seemed like Adidas was on the up and up.

But now…

Now, I’ve only got 1 question for Adidas: WHAT ARE THOOOOOOOOOOOSE??

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Do less, Adidas, do so much less.
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Someone felt clever as hell putting that N in the side of the pants. At least make the N match the width of the stripes.CKmkd-VUEAECvIj

Hol’ up. Is that Mad Max: Fury Road?
CKmkd-ZUYAA5-GPAdidas must be stopped at all costs.

and let’s check in with noted Acrostic Poet Rodger Sherman of SBNation

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