Dear Lord that game was ugly. We all had to watch it and I’m sure we’d all prefer not to relive it. So, this week’s Roundup will be light on the game heavy on the random non-sense. Perfect, right?
There’s no denying it. The Hokies have been severely hampered with injuries this season. They were down to their 4th-string RB for that ugly game in Heinz among countless other depth issues. The most notable of which is the torn meniscus of starting DT Luther Maddy. Big Lu famously played the entire Georgia Tech game on that injured knee and was looking to come back this season following surgery. However, Luther announced on Twitter today that he will be undergoing his second surgery of the season and seeking a Redshirt so that he can return for the 2015 season.
— Luther Maddy (@luthermaddy_) October 20, 2014
I really feel for Big Lu and here’s to hoping that his surgery is successful and he can come back as strong as ever next year, ready to impress the scouts and anchor another dominate Virginia Tech defense.
Good luck Lu!
T-Minus 24 Hours
At the time of me writing this we are exactly 24 hours away from the Hokies taking the field against “The U” I don’t think I need to write a single letter about this game. We all know exactly what this game means.
We remember this:
Of course, this:
Do you notice something in that first clip? Does anything specifically stick out to you? Maybe something about, I dunno, uniforms? THAT’S RIGHT. THAT’s F***IN’ RIGHT. #ALLMAROONEVERYTHING. The VT FB Equipment Twitter account has officially teased/hinted at the #ALLMAROONEVERYTHING possibility.
Why is our twitter feed filled with #AllMaroonEverything? Oh yeah, I guess you will have to wait and see!!
— VT Equipment (@VTEquipment) October 23, 2014
Making it official. If we are not rockin’ maroon on maroon on maroon on maroon on maroon then there will be a riot. So for all of those lucky enough to be able to go to the game tomorrow. GET LOUD. We need this win tomorrow.
This Week In Florida
This Week In Florida takes on a bit of extra meaning as we celebrate our disdain for those from the state of Florida during the game tomorrow while laughing at their disgusting debauchery.
This week we got the goodness. That realllll nice Florida Man action.
A man who goes by the name Justin J Speekz uploaded some sensual, Chili’s hotness to “The Facebook.” Yes, Mr. Speekz decided that whilst working at Chili’s that he just had to pop off his shirt and take some shirtless pics rockin’ his Chili’s apron in the Chili’s kitchen and upload them to the ol’ Facebook. He has since been fired. Which is, in my opinion, horse shit. Mr. Justin J is only trying to bring a little more Florida hawtness to this world. Mr. Speekz is bringin’ more spice and excitement than Chili’s Southwest Egg Rollz. We here at the Drunken Gobbler took an exclusive peek into his facebook account to find this FIRE. So we must take a stand, now. When a poor victim such as Justin Speekz tries to make an honest living cooking up tasty appetizers at reasonable prices and serving up hotness with a side of sex appeal for free. This man should be applauded, not fired. S
That’s All Folks
I successfully wrote more about a fired Chili’s cook from Florida than both our game last week and this week’s game combined and I’m completely okay with that. No more words should be written or spoken about that Pitt game and no words are needed about this Miami game. So if you’re making the trip. Tailgate hard, Yell harder, and let’s beat Miami.
Thanks again y’all!